Fairy Tale Logic 💍 (W/ LEO THE GIANT)
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May the next few months be a period of magnificent transformation.
(via saygoodbyeandgo)
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
Anonymous (via scumdoll)
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can...
